Posted on: October 26, 2011 2:33 pm
Posted by Jerry Hinnen
One of the cool things about the modern-day Internet is that when John or Suzy Q. College Football Fan in Anywhere, USA does something brilliant, we all get to find about it. And one Tennessee-supporting mother named Cortney has indeed gone and done something brilliant:
For those of you unfamiliar with the current Volunteer head coach, that costume is Derek Dooley from the top of his headset to the soles of his shoes. We don't know a lot of details about Cortney (or her tyke, who we expect Barbara Dooley to try and make a play for legal custody of any minute now), but thanks to an e-mail to Outkick the Coverage we do know how she put together the costume: an XBox accessory for the headset, a pitch-perfect dye job for the pants, an iron-on for the T logo, a radio clip to accompany the headset and -- most critically -- a black vinyl wig borrowed from a Superman outfit for Derek's impeccable hair.
We seriously doubt Cortney's efforts are going to be topped this Halloween season, but the nice thing is that if anyone does? The Internet will make sure we know about it.
Posted on: October 7, 2011 4:26 pm
Edited on: October 7, 2011 4:45 pm
Posted by Jerry Hinnen
If it's the week of the Georgia-Tennessee game, that means it's time for the Dooleys to be in the headlines.
There's Bulldog coaching (and administrative) legend Vince; there's his son Derek, who we don't have to remind you is now coaching the rival Volunteers; and then there's Vince's wife/Derek's mother Barbara. Between the irresistible "house divided" angle and quotability of both the elder Dooley and his son, it's going to be a long time before the Dawgs and Vols get together without a flurry of Dooley-related coverage the week prior.
This week, of course, is no exception; here's one Derek interview with the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, for instance, where he admits he "bled red and black" as a child growing up in Athens. But maybe the best zinger in the interview comes, indirectly, from Barbara, who Derek says told him his new orange pants are "awful-looking." When reminded that Vince wore red pants on the sidelines, she replied "yeah, but that’s red."
But if Barbara hasn't yet come around to Volunteer orange or her son's fashion choices, that doesn't mean Derek doesn't have her full support ... and then some. For evidence, look no further than Barbara's unscheduled appearance on an Athens radio show Thursday morning. Upon hearing a pair of Knoxville-based sportswriters discussing Derek's presence on (or absence from) the proverbial "hot seat," Barbara drove to the station, walked into the studio, and let her feelings on her son's job status be known. Via the AJC, an excerpt:
Somehow, we doubt Derek wants his mother barging into radio shows to take up for him, which would explain why -- even if she remains a veteran presence on Southern airwaves -- he's already asked her to limit her radio appearances.
But it could always be worse; next time she could bring her photo albums with her. We bet there's even a shot out there, somewhere, where Derek's wearing red pants.
Posted on: September 30, 2011 4:20 pm
Posted by Jerry Hinnen
Running down everything you need to know from the current news in the SEC, courtesy of our CBSSports.com RapidReporters (and others).
SOUTH CAROLINA. It doesn't seem possible that Marcus Lattimore could take on even more of a burden for the Gamecock offense, but that's how things look as his team prepares for Saturday's visit from Auburn. Lattimore's top two backups are both doubtful for the game with injuries; Kenny Miles is struggling with a sprained wrist, third-stringer Eric Baker might miss the game as well, and freshman Shon Carson tore his ACL in mid-September. Freshman Brandon Wilds could be the only scholarship running back available for Steve Spurrier other than Lattimore, but even if Baker is healthy, the junior has just five carries combined the previous three seasons.
Lattimore already leads the nation in rushing attempts with a whopping 26.75 per game. But given the problems Carolina must deal with when either anyone other then Lattimore rushes the ball or Stephen Garcia drops back to pass, that workload doesn't seem likely at all to decrease this week.
In other Gamecock news, true freshman receiver Damiere Byrd will make his long-awaited debut this week after all. His four-game NCAA suspension has been served, but in midweek Spurrier said he hadn't been "cleared" just yet. Now he has.
AUBURN. If the Gamecocks start to feel sorry for themselves, though, all they'll have to do is look to the opposite sideline this week. After already losing receiver Trovon Reed to a shoulder injury for this week and possibly longer, the Tigers also confirmed this week that defensive end Dee Ford will miss the remainder of the season with a herniated disk. Though technically a backup, Ford was the only junior in the entire Tiger defensive line's two-deep; his spot in the rotation will be filled by two players with a combined 23 career snaps.
It's those kinds of defensive issues that have forced Gene Chizik and Gus Malzahn to slow down Malzahn's preferred up-tempo style during his Auburn tenure; the Tigers have averaged only one more play per-game under Malzahn than they did in the 12 seasons before his arrival.
OLE MISS. Things in Oxford are ugly off the field, with the Ole Miss chancellor himself writing open letters in response to anonymous "threats" and the Rebel community seemingly divided over the status of athletic director Pete Boone and coach Houston Nutt. But they might be even uglier on it right now, which is why Randall Mackey seems set to become the Rebels' third starter under center in five games as the Rebels travel to take on Fresno State.
And speaking of ugly, more than a few wags on Twitter had something to say about Nutt's decision to wear a flat-brimmed blue baseball cap during his team's loss to Georgia. He explained himself in straightforward fashion this week: he wanted to protect his face from the sun, and he couldn't wear both his preferred straw hat and a headset at the same time. Works for us.
ARKANSAS. Even after losing Tenarius Wright for 4-to-6 weeks, there is some good news for the Hogs on the injury front. Senior corner Isaac Madison is expected to play against Texas A&M after leaving the Alabama game with an injury, and running back Broderick Green has made startling progress from the ACL tear suffered during spring practice--so much progress that Green is already practicing and is now expected before the season's end, possibly as soon as this week.
On the downside, defensive coordinator Willy Robinson is less-than-thrilled with the performance of senior safety Tramain Thomas at the moment. "I'm not going to sit down there and allow what was going on during the course of the game to continue, so I made a switch there," Robinson said of pulling Thomas against Alabama. "This week he knows he's under fire, and he'd better give us better effort."
ELSEWHERE: Nick Saban said five-star running back recruit Dee Hart has made substantial progress since preseason ACL surgery, but remains highly likely to redshirt ... Vanderbilt starting linebacker Tristan Strong will miss the rest of the 2011 season after tearing an ACL against South Carolina. He was third on the team in tackles ...
Georgia linebacker Christian Robinson is expecting to play "15-20 plays" in his return from injury. His partner in rehab? None other than Barbara Dooley, who Robinson promised he'd wear Derek Dooley-style orange pants if his Dawgs beat Derek's Vols later this season ... After initially asking to leave the team, Bulldog backup running back Ken Malcome changed his mind and rejoined the squad on Thursday ...
Tennessee freshman running back and returner Devrin Young is set to make his season debut after missing the Volunteers' first three games with a broken collarbone ... Fans at the Vols' game against Buffalo will be able to wave pink shakers in exhcnage for a donation to breast cancer research ... Mississippi State isn't unhappy with defensive tackles Fletcher Cox and Josh Boyd, but would like to see more production from them all the same ... Why, yes, Kentucky offensive coordinator Randy Sanders is "frustrated" with his team's offensive struggles. We doubt you're surprised.
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